Comic Gardener Mugs

'That's my idea patch.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Hardy Annuals

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Better Gnomes.

Paving over the window-box

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

Crazy paving company.

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

Topiary: helping nature look her best

'Anything else need tying up?'

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

Watering a plant in the rain.

'Manfred went to look for the lawnmower - now I've lost him, too!'

Herb garden

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

Grub-skewer sandals.

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

'Who greased our slope?'

I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath.

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

Farmer fighting off snail

Chickens watching a lady sew seeds.

'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'

Leaf Blower Showdown.

'You haven't been talking to it, you've been nagging it.'

"This year I'm just planting the little signs."