Funny Gardener Mugs

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

He mowed the lawn to Wagner.

Gardening for Beginners - 'Carnivorous plants don't like dog biscuits, I'm afraid!'

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

The Phantom Of The Garden

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Planting Bird Seed.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Paving over the window-box

Hydroponic Gardening

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

Clown watering his flowers.

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Football fan

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Watering a plant in the rain.

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'

Desert Island