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'That's my idea patch.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Paving over the window-box

Crazy paving company.

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

'Anything else need tying up?'

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

Topiary: helping nature look her best

Watering a plant in the rain.

'Manfred went to look for the lawnmower - now I've lost him, too!'

Herb garden

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

Chickens watching a lady sew seeds.

Farmer fighting off snail

'Who greased our slope?'

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath.

'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'

Leaf Blower Showdown.

'You haven't been talking to it, you've been nagging it.'

"This year I'm just planting the little signs."

Gardening for Beginners - 'Carnivorous plants don't like dog biscuits, I'm afraid!'

'Frankly, it's anticlimactic.'