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An Unexpected Guest.

"I'm trying to acquire a taste for weeds. It's the only thing that seems to grow in our garden. If I can't beat them, I might as well join them."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Hardy Annuals

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

The Phantom Of The Garden

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Paving over the window-box

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Hydroponic Gardening

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

God builds the first lawn mower.

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

Crazy paving company.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'