Plant-based Comic Gifts

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

Topiary: helping nature look her best

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

Woolly tofu.

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

Vegan Menu

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

"Don't worry, the pain will stop once everything goes numb."

When vegans pose for photos.

"I see you've laid out your garden."

"Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist."

'Who greased our slope?'

Man in vegan retaurant: 'I'll eat anything with a pulse.'

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

Bathing Flowers.

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

'You mean a vegan isn't the same thing as a witch?'

Plants and Flowers Crack Jokes.

Small bald child tapping a boiled egg is being tapped on the head by a hatched chick