Plant-based Comic Prints

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

Topiary: helping nature look her best

Woolly tofu.

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

Vegan Menu

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

"Don't worry, the pain will stop once everything goes numb."

"Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist."

Bathing Flowers.

'Who greased our slope?'

Man in vegan retaurant: 'I'll eat anything with a pulse.'

"I see you've laid out your garden."

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'

'You mean a vegan isn't the same thing as a witch?'

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

Plants and Flowers Crack Jokes.

Small bald child tapping a boiled egg is being tapped on the head by a hatched chick

"Robert has volunteered to try a bite of brocco flower. If after five minutes he's ok, we go for it."