Plant Comic Collector Prints

"I'm trying to acquire a taste for weeds. It's the only thing that seems to grow in our garden. If I can't beat them, I might as well join them."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Bears catching fish

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Super Dog'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."