Botany Fan Pillows

'What luck!'

So Close..

Wine Lady

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

The Garden

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Author's Bio-diversity.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Cow and Milk