Biology Fan Gifts

"There's nothing I can do This virus is a protected species."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"Tallyho!"

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Think Tank

Author's Bio-diversity.

How life on Earth really got its start.

Dog forced to return bone

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Sperm Whale.

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity