Biology Enthusiast Gifts

'Sorry about this, but I'm only following orders.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Hey, who said you could bring flowers?"

"I'm waiting for a stem cell transplant."

'Geez you two... get a womb!'

Thomas Hunt Morgan

Make a Wish

"I am a memory machine."

"I'm feeling asexy, baby!"

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"And in what aisle is sperm?"

"I don�t even want to know."

If I bifurcate tonight, will I respect myself in the morning?

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

Amoebas don't do it

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

You are HERE

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Fear/Knowledge

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'