Biology Buff Gifts

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

DNA Testing

How life on Earth really got its start.

Dog forced to return bone

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

'No, this is its nucleus, not its cell phone.'

DNA explained.

Evolution or Entree

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

Blood Peer Pressure.

Harry has the little talk about the birds and the bees.

"Aaaaaaaagghh!A terminator gene."

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"Miss, today are we splitting the frog, or the atom?"

"It's not you-it's me."

'I'm sorry, we have a hiring freeze on. The lab rats are living longer and longer.'

"Who's next?"

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

'Nice try! We only need one of you. You can just turn around and be on your way, buddy.'

'Well it's obvious when we went through mitosis, the brain went to my side!'

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'Wow! My sinuses are clearing up.'

"Are we there yet?"

'...Well yes, technically I am a single cell organism...'

When Cells Divide

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

"Spring? What do I care—I'm fixed."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

"Canis familiaris."

'Why do you keep coming to these meetings, appendix? You have not contributed a damn thing since the Paleolithic!'

Tapeworm Realtors.

"Have you seen this bug? It's going around."

'Spirochetes are sentient beings Edward....'

'Well, there don't seem to be any broken bones, ,,, Ha I've always wanted to say that,'