Biochemistry Buff Gifts

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Albert Einstein

Apples for sale

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

A day at the transgenic races

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

You must be this tall.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.