Biology Geek Gifts

'Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...'

University Staff Softball League Schedule. A group of people doing ecological studies is playing the DNA research team. Ah, heredity versus environment!

Yes, well, we're evolving into walking fish

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"Are you talking to amoeba?"

Protoplasm

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

Albert Einstein

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Apples for sale

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."