Biology Buff Mugs

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

DNA Testing

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

'No, this is its nucleus, not its cell phone.'

Evolution or Entree

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

Blood Peer Pressure.

Harry has the little talk about the birds and the bees.

"Aaaaaaaagghh!A terminator gene."

"It's not you-it's me."

"Miss, today are we splitting the frog, or the atom?"

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"Who's next?"

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

'I'm sorry, we have a hiring freeze on. The lab rats are living longer and longer.'

'Nice try! We only need one of you. You can just turn around and be on your way, buddy.'

'Wow! My sinuses are clearing up.'

"Spring? What do I care—I'm fixed."

'Well it's obvious when we went through mitosis, the brain went to my side!'

"Canis familiaris."

"Are we there yet?"

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

When Cells Divide

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

'...Well yes, technically I am a single cell organism...'

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'Why do you keep coming to these meetings, appendix? You have not contributed a damn thing since the Paleolithic!'

'Well, there don't seem to be any broken bones, ,,, Ha I've always wanted to say that,'

'Spirochetes are sentient beings Edward....'

"Have you seen this bug? It's going around."

'I'm donating my body to science class.'

Sex Education

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"