Science Buffs Mugs

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'We've created a teenager!'

Teaching students going through puberty.

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

'I just can't believe I'm related to them.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Designer babies! What will they think of next?"

The Selfish Gene

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

'I'm telling you, Fred, fishing is a science.'

Whoa! I had no idea I weighed this much!

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"Climate change is bad enough. Now gravity?"

"Happy New Year. . . Looks like we will be much more busier in 2022.,"

"Space junk is falling! Space junk is falling!"

"Yeah, apparently my parents didn't strive hard enough for those upper canopy leaves."

Max von Laue: "Upon viewing crystals...orderly arrangement of their atoms would do for x-rays what diffraction grating does for light."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Five thousand hours, and his vital signs are still strong."

'Another unsolved problem - where the money come from to run this place.'

Popular Science Magazine.

Charles Darwin

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

"... stearic acid, amylase, sodium stearoyl lactylate and — hold on. What in the world is C-I-L-A-N-T-R-O?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Pavlov and His Trained Dog.

You're Bob? S orry, you researchers all look alike to me.

'Oh. Our research grant has finally come through.'

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

"There's a fly in my soup."

At home with the pedants "It's raining small carnivorous quadrupedes" "Both feline and canine?"

"If I ever have children, it'll be the natural way. In vitro."

The Coen Brothers of Science.