Science Buff Gifts

"You slept with her, didn't you?"

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

"Let me do it. You don't understand the science of defrosting."

'We've run out of lab rats, Henderson,,,put this on and come with us,'

"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."

'Ok, now what?'

'So we've had a long hot spell, what's the worst that could happen?'

'We've isolated the obesity gene down to one of these two.'

'We don't have the answer, but we're really getting off on the attention.'

"So that's their survival technique. They was their hands!"

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

Tough germ.

'Oh no. More lab results.'

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

'Don't worry if you can't remember your age grandad, we'll get you carbon dated!'

Entropy Seminar.

Fortunes - $25 and Genome sequenced - $2,500.

Psychologists carefully noted the pets' response to the broken water dish.

'Take my word for it, this looks like a good career move.'

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

MRSA Guide to hospital.

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"We view it as a rather remarkable feat of genetic engineering."

"That's where you're wrong! It is rocket science."

An ape is looking at a sign showing the evolution of man and it says 'You are here'.

'I'm just going for a walk. What could possibly happen because of that?'

"Nano a Nano"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Well, that was a total waste of time!

Presentation: Any questions?

Unfortunately, Dr. Smythe's conclusion went unheeded.

"Don't worry, this is our star witness..."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.