Science Buff Gifts

"You slept with her, didn't you?"

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'According to Einstein' theory, if we move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally lost.'

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

"Let me do it. You don't understand the science of defrosting."

'We've run out of lab rats, Henderson,,,put this on and come with us,'

"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."

'Ok, now what?'

'So we've had a long hot spell, what's the worst that could happen?'

'We've isolated the obesity gene down to one of these two.'

'We don't have the answer, but we're really getting off on the attention.'

"So that's their survival technique. They was their hands!"

Tough germ.

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

'Oh no. More lab results.'

'Don't worry if you can't remember your age grandad, we'll get you carbon dated!'

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

Entropy Seminar.

Fortunes - $25 and Genome sequenced - $2,500.

Psychologists carefully noted the pets' response to the broken water dish.

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

'Take my word for it, this looks like a good career move.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

MRSA Guide to hospital.

"That's where you're wrong! It is rocket science."

"We view it as a rather remarkable feat of genetic engineering."

'I'm just going for a walk. What could possibly happen because of that?'

An ape is looking at a sign showing the evolution of man and it says 'You are here'.

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Well, that was a total waste of time!

"Nano a Nano"

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'