Science History Buff Gifts

Dinnertime At The Pavlovs

Johann Joachim Becher

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

God bless our all-electric home.

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Gender Equality

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

At the Museum

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

International Women's Day

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"What's a patent?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Flags

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.