Science Buffs With A Twist Gifts

'Good news, Darling, they can clone cats.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Apples for sale

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

God Sneezes Out Creation

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Technically, it's a mammal."

You must be this tall.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"