Science Buffs With A Twist Gifts

'Good news, Darling, they can clone cats.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Albert Einstein

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Apples for sale

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

God Sneezes Out Creation

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

You must be this tall.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.