Quirky Biology Buffs Gifts

Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Naked Mole Rat

Sperm Whale.

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'