Funny Biology Lovers Gifts

"So, son, princes descended from frogs while other humans descended from apes."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

How life on Earth really got its start.

Dog forced to return bone

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Sperm Whale.

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"It's not you-it's me."

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

We'll have to reproduce fast to defeat the antibodies! I get it! Divide and conquer!

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Maybe you should leave the evolving to the younger fish.