Humor In Biology Lovers Gifts

"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

The One That Newton Missed

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

"Apparently my writing is so bad I've been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA."

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

Electrolyte Orchestra.