Humor In Biology Lovers Gifts

"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

The One That Newton Missed

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

"Apparently my writing is so bad I've been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA."

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

Electrolyte Orchestra.

"This is quite a surprising discovery."