Quirky Biologists Gifts

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Interdisciplinary studies.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

No Swimming Allowed

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"Well, we got the grant."

'We've created a teenager!'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'