Quirky Botanists Gifts

Looking for a gift for your quirky botanist friend or loved one? Discover a range of creatively crafted products that capture their love for plants with a humorous twist. From mug jokes to stylish prints, each item is designed to make any plant enthusiast smile and feel appreciated. Perfect for birthdays, surprises, or just because, these gifts will add a splash of greenery and wit to any space.

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'Uh, Liz. That plant isn't getting any faker.'

'Uh, Liz. That plant isn't getting any faker.' mockup

'Uh, Liz. That plant isn't getting any faker.'

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'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.'' mockup

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

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Please buzz off. That's my flower! mockup

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

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Bonsai tree held up by matchstick mockup

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

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Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

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"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion." mockup

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

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Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?' mockup

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

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'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!' mockup

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

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'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.' mockup

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

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'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly! mockup

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

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'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.' mockup

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

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"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long." mockup

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

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Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

from $19.00