Whimsical Botanist Gifts

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."

Escaping Flowers

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Cyclist Flamingoes

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

A man playing on an elephant

"Eating the poinsettia didn't make him sick. It was the three pounds of potting soil."

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Skyscrapers.

Venus fly trap.

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

"...Father Gill would not accept that whistling could not be a substitute for water."

Talk to your plants - but never enter a suicide pact with one.

"It's a crank call - just heavy transpiration."

"What seems to be the problem?"

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

Clown watering houseplant.

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

Mouse and garden magazine

'A few over here, please.'

Football Fan

Clown Gardening

Will Work for Manure

Belching plant