Bizarre Botanist Gifts

Looking for a gift for your bizarre botanist friend or family member? Celebrate their wild botanical imagination with amusing and thoughtful items that capture their love for all things quirky and green. Whether they’re obsessed with unique plants or have a flair for the unusual, our selection of creative gifts will make their hobby even more fun and memorable.

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"Dad got tired of reading those scare stories - now he sits there all day, photosynthesizes, and grows his own!"

"Dad got tired of reading those scare stories - now he sits there all day, photosynthesizes, and grows his own!" mockup

"Dad got tired of reading those scare stories - now he sits there all day, photosynthesizes, and grows his own!"

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Please buzz off. That's my flower! mockup

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

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"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion." mockup

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

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'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.' mockup

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

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"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally." mockup

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

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Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant mockup

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

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"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere." mockup

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

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The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'. mockup

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

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"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums." mockup

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

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"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

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"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

"Can you believe we walked right past security?" mockup

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

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"Eating the poinsettia didn't make him sick. It was the three pounds of potting soil."

"Eating the poinsettia didn't make him sick. It was the three pounds of potting soil." mockup

"Eating the poinsettia didn't make him sick. It was the three pounds of potting soil."

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'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.' mockup

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

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Incompetent gardeners cause havoc mockup

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

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"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could." mockup

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."

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Escaping Flowers

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Football fan

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'Say when.'

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Venus fly trap.

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"What seems to be the problem?"

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Talk to your plants - but never enter a suicide pact with one.

Talk to your plants - but never enter a suicide pact with one. mockup

Talk to your plants - but never enter a suicide pact with one.

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"...Father Gill would not accept that whistling could not be a substitute for water."

"...Father Gill would not accept that whistling could not be a substitute for water." mockup

"...Father Gill would not accept that whistling could not be a substitute for water."

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"It's a crank call - just heavy transpiration."

"It's a crank call - just heavy transpiration." mockup

"It's a crank call - just heavy transpiration."

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Shoveling Snow in Spring

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'Like I told you yesterday, I think this is a bunch of nonsense.'

'Like I told you yesterday, I think this is a bunch of nonsense.' mockup

'Like I told you yesterday, I think this is a bunch of nonsense.'

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"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it." mockup

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

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"I warned him not to go vegan."

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'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.) mockup

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

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"It seems that a flower is just a weed in drag!"

"It seems that a flower is just a weed in drag!" mockup

"It seems that a flower is just a weed in drag!"

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Will Work for Manure

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Belching plant

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Clown Gardening

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Bizarre Botanist Gifts Collection

Bizarre Botanist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring bizarre botanist themes—an ideal gift to brighten up their mornings and fuel their plant passion.

Bizarre Botanist Pillows

Combine comfort and curiosity with our unique pillows decorated with bizarre botanical art—perfect for their cozy corner.

Bizarre Botanist Prints

Decorate your botanist’s space with vibrant prints showcasing the oddities of plant life—great for adding personality to any room.

Bizarre Botanist T-Shirts

Find the perfect quirky t-shirt for your botanist—showcase their love for the strange side of plants with fun and eye-catching designs.