Curious Little Botanist Gifts

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

House plants

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'Do you have garden pests?'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

House Plant Party

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

Cactus Man.

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

'They're called 'cockleburrs,' not 'velcro seeds.''

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'

'Lawn circles just don't have the same impact.'

'Gesundheit'

'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

'Say when.'

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

'That so turns me on.'

Talk to your plants - but never enter a suicide pact with one.

"...Father Gill would not accept that whistling could not be a substitute for water."