Tiny Botanist Gifts

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Spring in Japan.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

"We're out of bags."

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'Do you have garden pests?'

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

'They're called 'cockleburrs,' not 'velcro seeds.''

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

"I think Fred is doing more than growing exotic plants!"

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'

Green Fingers.

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

Bonsai trees.

Talk to your plants - but never enter a suicide pact with one.

"...Father Gill would not accept that whistling could not be a substitute for water."

Bonsai Gardener

"I plant the kale back there to keep hipsters out of the good stuff!"

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."