Tiny Botanist Prints

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Spring in Japan.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

"We're out of bags."

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

'Do you have garden pests?'

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

'They're called 'cockleburrs,' not 'velcro seeds.''

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

"I think Fred is doing more than growing exotic plants!"

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'

Green Fingers.

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

Talk to your plants - but never enter a suicide pact with one.

"...Father Gill would not accept that whistling could not be a substitute for water."

Bonsai trees.

Bonsai Gardener

"I plant the kale back there to keep hipsters out of the good stuff!"

Will Work for Manure