Tiny Garden Wizard Prints

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Rose Garden

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'That plant food really works!'

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Spring in Japan.

Googoo

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

Hydroponic Gardening

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

Leaf rake - wider than space

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

"Legally, we're a farm."

"Why do we have such an exotic tree that it can only be unwrapped ina heatwave?""It's a symbol of hope!"

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

Genetically modified climbers: 'Quick, aren't they?'

Bonsai trees.

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

Miracle Gro Compost.

"I've replanted the hanging basket with flowers that'll survive the coming winter. . .They're plastic."

Bonsai Gardener

God bless our grow house.

My tiny garden.

Hairdryer Hurricane

Scarecrows.