Garden Wizard Prints

'That plant food really works!'

Miracle Gro Compost.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"I'm just doing a spot of pruning in the garden."

"How's the going today? - Good to firm?"

Leaf rake - wider than space

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Why doesn't everybody build rockeries using polystyrene rocks?'

Rose Garden

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Pumpkin patch

Cat in a tank...

Yardless: Please help

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Bumble Bee

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Biodiversity

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Watering the garden gnome

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.