Winter Garden Wizard Prints

"I've replanted the hanging basket with flowers that'll survive the coming winter. . .They're plastic."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Rose Garden

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'That plant food really works!'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Hydroponic Gardening

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'War is heck!'

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

Leaf rake - wider than space

Artificial flowers.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

Old people asking a bear how to hibernate to try and avoid the winter heating bills.

'We need to discuss Jonathan's future in snow sculpture class.'

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

The Gardener's Calendar: Your snowdrops will be looking their best now.

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.