Winter Wear Wizard Prints

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Boy rolled into a snowball

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Keeping warm.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Ready for a run!

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Infinity scarf"

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'You'll grow into it!'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

Academia in Winter

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'War is heck!'

Snowman melted by coffee

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

"Is the baby sideways?"

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

A penguin wearing a hoodie

Old people asking a bear how to hibernate to try and avoid the winter heating bills.

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

The Moth Menace.