Winter Wardrobe Warriors Prints

Winter Fashion...

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

How to save on your heating bill...

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

A penguin wearing a hoodie

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Faux fur coat and no knickers

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

"CCCOOOLD!"

"It looks as though we might be in for another cold snap."

The stages of winter

'He was bused in from another district.'

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

'Now let's try with the lining.'

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

Any snow last night?

Snow Business

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.

'It's goose down.'

'For Heaven's sake take a break with the training routine...'

"Sorry boss - can't get in today - I'm snowed in."

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"

'I'm in the job market. . .'

Snowbird Garage Sale!

"Been working out?"

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

'What do you mean, where have all the bare midriffs gone?. . .'