Winter Wardrobe Warriors Prints

Winter Fashion...

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

How to save on your heating bill...

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

A penguin wearing a hoodie

Faux fur coat and no knickers

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

"It looks as though we might be in for another cold snap."

"CCCOOOLD!"

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

The stages of winter

Any snow last night?

Snow Business

'He was bused in from another district.'

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

'Now let's try with the lining.'

'It's goose down.'

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

'For Heaven's sake take a break with the training routine...'

"Sorry boss - can't get in today - I'm snowed in."

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

'I'm in the job market. . .'

Snowbird Garage Sale!

'What do you mean, where have all the bare midriffs gone?. . .'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"