Winter Wear Wizard T-Shirts

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Keeping warm.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Ready for a run!

"Infinity scarf"

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'You'll grow into it!'

Academia in Winter

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'War is heck!'

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

The Moth Menace.

A penguin wearing a hoodie

Old people asking a bear how to hibernate to try and avoid the winter heating bills.

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'