Wearable Wizard T-Shirts

Much needed Apple Watch features

Ready for a run!

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Home depot."

Rocking horse

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

Newt sale

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Nerd tryouts.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Food deliverer's baby.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

Puss in Heels

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'