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'You Know Who got into my closet.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Puss in Heels

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Ready for a run!

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I'm sick and tired of black."