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'You Know Who got into my closet.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Shoe addict.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Puss in Heels

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Ready for a run!

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"Is there a seamstress present?"

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'