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''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'I'm popping out for a brief spell.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

Fairy tale

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Obama of Oz.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Dog Walker

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

"Wait. Let me have one more try."