Wizard Watcher T-Shirts

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'I'm popping out for a brief spell.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Bird Torture.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Obama of Oz.

Fairy tale

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Dog Walker

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."