Whimsical Wardrobe Wizard T-Shirts

Puss in Heels

Easter Egg

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Joseph and his coat

Choosing What To Wear.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Friendly Tie

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them