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'We ruined a perfectly good day at the mall shopping for school clothes.'

A horse contemplates what to wear

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe Stylist.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Ready for a run!

Puss in Heels

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"Is there a seamstress present?"