Wardrobe Whiz T-Shirts

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

His and Her wardrobe's

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Puss in Heels

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Choosing What To Wear.

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

Easter Egg