Wardrobe Whiz T-Shirts

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

His and Her wardrobe's

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Puss in Heels

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

Friendly Tie

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."