Dress up their wardrobe obsession with t-shirts that celebrate the art of closet organization. Clever, fun, and comfy — these tees are perfect for anyone who loves optimizing their wardrobe with style.
One pair of Levis, please. Which cut? Extra-slim cut. Ripped or not ripped? What? Smooth or corrugated? Uniform or multicolored? Studded or non-studded? Built-in-Millennial-charger-pocket or Boomer regular? MAGA red or Dem lining. Just plain old regular jeans. That'll be $250. What?! Special order. We don't make 'em anymore. (Originally published on 2019-06-23)
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.
"This is daring, but I like it."
"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"
Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.
"And now. . . which shoes?"
Shoe addict.
The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.
"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"
'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'
"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."
'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'
Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'
"Honey, have you seen my onions?"
"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."
"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"
"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."
His and Her wardrobe's
"This IS my day-to-night outfit"
"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."
THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES
Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.
"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."
'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'
Choosing What To Wear.
"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."
Friendly Tie
'Men pack. Women move.'
Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!
"I'm sick and tired of black."
'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'
'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'
'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'
'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'
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