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"My first choice college should have lots of closet space."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Christmas Tree

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Shoe addict.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"That shirt is so last year."

His and Her wardrobe's

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Friendly Tie

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'