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'THis is where the boys used to gamble. By the looks of things, they lost a lot more than just their shirts.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Shoe addict.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"That shirt is so last year."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

His and Her wardrobe's

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

High Pants/Low Pants.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Friendly Tie

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I'm sick and tired of black."