Wardrobe Whisperer T-Shirts

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

I need this year's fashion, please. Trouble is sir, you have last year's body.

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"He'd have hidden in the wardrobe if you'd tidied it up like I asked you to do."

Wardrobe

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Rising Gas Prices

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Puss in Heels

Choosing What To Wear.

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'