Wardrobe Whisperer T-Shirts

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

I need this year's fashion, please. Trouble is sir, you have last year's body.

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"He'd have hidden in the wardrobe if you'd tidied it up like I asked you to do."

Wardrobe

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Rising Gas Prices

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Puss in Heels

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."