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'The furniture store next, I'm going to need a larger wardrobe.'

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

His and Her wardrobe's

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"That shirt is so last year."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Choosing What To Wear.

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Friendly Tie

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'