Wardrobe Organizer Gifts

'The furniture store next, I'm going to need a larger wardrobe.'

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

Mom's making me give stuff away just 'cause my closet's full. You can use mine. Are you sure? Totally. I've got plenty of room. Excellent!

That one's my grandfather, that one's my father, and that one's just my wardrobe.

His and Her wardrobe's

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"That shirt is so last year."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Friendly Tie

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."