Wardrobe Optimizer Mugs

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

His and Her wardrobe's

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Choosing What To Wear.

Friendly Tie

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'Men pack. Women move.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'