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"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

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"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Like my new haircut?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

Wearing all black

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'I ran into a whittler.'

His mane bun is just so wrong.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"