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"I like this preacher. He doesn't wear a tie."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Like my new haircut?"

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

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"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'I ran into a whittler.'

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

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"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

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'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

I've found the designer gene.

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"I realize it's Casual Friday, but that does not mean you can be casual about your work!"

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."