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"I like this preacher. He doesn't wear a tie."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Like my new haircut?"

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'I ran into a whittler.'

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

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"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

I've found the designer gene.

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"I realize it's Casual Friday, but that does not mean you can be casual about your work!"

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."