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"I like this preacher. He doesn't wear a tie."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Like my new haircut?"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'I ran into a whittler.'

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

His mane bun is just so wrong.

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

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"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

"I realize it's Casual Friday, but that does not mean you can be casual about your work!"

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

I've found the designer gene.

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'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.